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tirsdag den 23. juli 2013

Dagens trailer: Blue Jasmine

Ud over stort set alt med zombier er der ikke noget bedre end en (god) Woody Allen film - Her er traileren til hans næste film, Blue Jasmine



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torsdag den 17. maj 2012

Dagens trailer: To Rome With Love

Rom og Woody allen - to af verdens bedste ting together at last...



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torsdag den 29. september 2011

Dagens klassiker: Manden der var ude af fokus

Sjov lille bid af Woody Allen klassikeren, Deconstructing Harry med Robin Williams...



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tirsdag den 29. marts 2011

Dagens trailer: Woody Allen’s Midnight in Paris

Den næste film fra USA's måske mest fantastiske instruktør og filmmager...



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lørdag den 20. marts 2010

Hvad sker der under ejakulation

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask" bliver nok aldrig kendt som en af de største film fra Woody Allen, selv om den har sine moments. Her er eet af dem...

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tirsdag den 20. november 2007

De 30 bedste Woody Allen citater

Fandt lige denne her liste. Woody Allen laver ikke bare fantastiske og sjove film, han er også manden bag 30 fantastiske citater:

"Don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love."

"Love is the answer... but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips."

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

"I didn't know he was dead... I thought he was British."

"Eternity is a very long time, especially towards the end."

"My brain? it's my second favorite organ."

"The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone."

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead."

"Sex is only dirty if it's done right."

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like... making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty"

"Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; between 5 it's fantastic."

"I've often said: the only thing standing between me and greatness... is me."

"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

"Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying."

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height."

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

"Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime."

"Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex."

"Basically, my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

Der er i øvrigt mange der ikke er med på denne liste, men dem kan jeg lige smide ved lejlighed. Min personlige favorit er (frit oversat):

"Mange beskylder mig for at være "glasset-halvt-tomt typen. Det passer ikke. Jeg er "glasset-halvt-fuldt" typen.. Af gift !!"