Så kan det sagtens ende sådan her :-)
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Viser opslag med etiketten køer. Vis alle opslag
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torsdag den 19. juni 2014
Dagens sådan-er-det: Når du står i kø
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onsdag den 28. august 2013
Dagens forklaring: Økonomi forklaret med køer
På engelsk, men ret sjov :-)World economy explained with 2 cows:
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows
The State takes both and gives you some milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has died.
A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you do not know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.
A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity..
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.
AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows but at least you are now a Democracy.
AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.
A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.
A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks.
You eat both of them.
The banks call to collect their milk, but you cannot deliver so you call the IMF.
The IMF loans you two cows.
You eat both of them.
The banks and the IMF call to collect their cows/milk.
You are out getting a haircut.
AN IRISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One of them is a horse.
torsdag den 7. marts 2013
Dagens glade: Køer på græs efter en vinter i stalden
søndag den 18. november 2012
Dagens dille: Nedtrampning af køer
I Indien bliver ens bønner hørt, hvis du bliver trådt på af en masse kvæg... Hvis det viser sig at virke bliver det nok en dille der griber om sig...
fredag den 8. juni 2012
onsdag den 23. maj 2012
Dagens internetdille: Evil Cows
Mon ikke der står et par vegetarer bag det her Internet-Meme... :-) Flere billeder HER!
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mandag den 12. september 2011
Dagens afsløring: Køer elsker jazz
Som tidligere afsløret, elsker køer harmonika, men få ved at de også er pjattede med jazz...
tirsdag den 21. juni 2011
fredag den 10. juni 2011
Dagens klamme: Menneskemælk fra køer
Kinesiske genforskere har produceret genmodificerede køer der producerer menneskemælk..
tirsdag den 5. april 2011
torsdag den 17. marts 2011
mandag den 7. marts 2011
torsdag den 3. februar 2011
mandag den 3. januar 2011
tirsdag den 7. december 2010
Dagens ko: Enjørring-koen
tirsdag den 26. oktober 2010
søndag den 10. oktober 2010
mandag den 22. juni 2009
Best of...Dagens nyheder 22/6 - 2009
Dagens highlights:Orgel-gåden menes opklaret (Berlingske)
- ENDELIG !! Så er det slut med de søvnløse nætter :-)
McD giver køer vandsenge (BT)
McD giver køer vandsenge (BT)
- Med vibrator, for at raffinere milk-shake processen
Morrissey udvandrede fra koncert i Oslo (Politiken)
- Typisk de ølglas-kastende nordmænd !!
lørdag den 25. oktober 2008
Best of... Dagens nyheder 25/10 - 2008
Dagens highlights:
Lindsay Lohan droppede trusserne og blev fyret (BT)
- Fyreseddel ?? Lønforhøjelse var da mere på sin plads..
Det bliver vintertid i nat (Politiken)
- Jubii - en gratis time kan man altid bruge :-)
52 køer dræbt ved enkelt lynnedslag (Berlingske)
- Lynstegning...
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Lindsay Lohan droppede trusserne og blev fyret (BT)
- Fyreseddel ?? Lønforhøjelse var da mere på sin plads..
Det bliver vintertid i nat (Politiken)
- Jubii - en gratis time kan man altid bruge :-)
52 køer dræbt ved enkelt lynnedslag (Berlingske)
- Lynstegning...
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onsdag den 6. august 2008
Best of... Dagens nyheder 6/8 - 2008
Dagens highlights:
100.000 gorillaer fundet i Congo (Politiken ) - Now you see 'em, now you don't
Voldtog og dræbte 400 køer (BT)
Wozniacki viser trusser - forargelse i USA (Avisen.dk) - Det forarger på ingen måde i DK
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100.000 gorillaer fundet i Congo (Politiken ) - Now you see 'em, now you don't
Voldtog og dræbte 400 køer (BT)
Wozniacki viser trusser - forargelse i USA (Avisen.dk) - Det forarger på ingen måde i DK
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